Hogging the Laptop

The human is hogging the laptop terribly, wanting to use it to watch horrible shows about murder, and even WORSE to research that terrible tree of hers! Does anyone know how an innocent kitty can go about filing complaints about this? I shouldn't be forced to be exposed to such frightening things, and the murders are a bit alarming too! I would use the backup laptop, but the rabbits snitched the power cord again. I shudder to imagine what they've got tied up with it.