Giant Zucchini Part 2

The zucchini has grown another inch since the humans have been gone, and I'm very concerned. If this thing can grow an inch in three or four days and the fair isn't for another couple of weeks, I shudder to imagine its size by then. Is any amount of money worth exposure to a vegetable that is so large and suspicious? I think I need to do a house check to make sure all of the neighbors are accounted for.