Church Dinner

Oh, this is terrible. Bad enough that the human was supposed to provide pies for the dinner the church is holding, but now she thinks she might be called upon to organize the entire thing! It's a turkey dinner! I am expecting a flock of turkeys in to rent out the pool house come October. How in the world am I going to explain to them if they arrive here to find her making tickets and organizing food for a turkey dinner? What if they decide to boycott?