The School

That foolish, foolish school. Would you believe they have the nerve to have tons of newspapers over there just full of obituaries needed by the human to make that horrid tree of hers grow even more? And to make matters worse, they have the nerve to offer these obituaries for FREE!! Really, they should be so ashamed it isn't funny. The human is now looking up every possible relative she can find, just to take advantage of the lovely, free offer. I don't even want to imagine how much larger that awful tree will grow as a result. Really, don't these people ever think?