Cats and Pornography

Oh, this is funny. Some nutty human is accusing his cat of being to blame for over 1000 porn images found on his computer. Here's one of the articles here. Really, does this human think that the police were born yesterday, or were perhaps dropped on their heads excessively as small children? The cat looks like a perfectly respectable feline, not the type to go around looking at pornography at all. Now, if it was downloads of pictures of various fish, he might have had a case, but pornography and human pornography at that? Really, the police should sue him for insulting their intelligence, and the cat should bring charges of slander and libel. Perhaps I need to have my siblings' lawyer, Bubbles the Duck, pay this cat a call to see how to get a case started. I could probably get a reward from the duck for sending a client her way.