Cottage Warming Party Planned

I have never been so embarrassed in my life. The humans went to the country cottage today, and naturally the bunnies hopped along with them. Anyway, the bunnies were lounging on the bunk beds, making note of how many rabbits would be able to sleep there, likely right next to me, so their big ears will poke me, and their carrot breath will disturb me, when they spotted a cat outside! Naturally the hopped right out to introduce themselves to this feline, and the next thing I heard, they were hopping home with the happy news that a cottage warming party has been scheduled with ME as the host! They asked every cat in the neighborhood! What in the world am I going to do? It will be humiliating! And what if those other cats find out that the bunnies have made me WORK?

Dogs Next Door

The dogs next door have done it this time. They assaulted a cat this afternoon. Of course, this was a terrible crime, and they do deserve to be drug away to jail for assault and cattery, but the assault isn't the worst part! When this crime was committed, the bunnies were in the den, keeping an eye out for me, and I suspect catching a garden show on TV while they were looking. The den window just happens to offer a perfect view of the scene of the crime! The rabbits are all witnesses! You should see how they're hopping about, preparing to give their testimony to the authorities! They're already looking at what earbows and outfits will look best when they have to go to court to testify against the dogs! And if they go to court, they human will likely have to accompany them! The courthouse is right down the street from the archives! I sense more genealogy research looming! Blasted dogs! Why couldn't they have behaved? Those rabbits are very industrious! What if they offer to go to the archive after the dogs are tried, to assist the human with her research? Who knows what might be acomplished!

Cats and Pornography

Oh, this is funny. Some nutty human is accusing his cat of being to blame for over 1000 porn images found on his computer. Here's one of the articles here. Really, does this human think that the police were born yesterday, or were perhaps dropped on their heads excessively as small children? The cat looks like a perfectly respectable feline, not the type to go around looking at pornography at all. Now, if it was downloads of pictures of various fish, he might have had a case, but pornography and human pornography at that? Really, the police should sue him for insulting their intelligence, and the cat should bring charges of slander and libel. Perhaps I need to have my siblings' lawyer, Bubbles the Duck, pay this cat a call to see how to get a case started. I could probably get a reward from the duck for sending a client her way.