Traffic Jam

Nick's family continues with their harassment. You will never believe what they have thought up this time. One of them is camped out, right in the middle of the path leading to the bus stop, sitting there, ready to cross the path of any who try to venture down that way. And as everyone knows, bad luck strikes as soon as one of those felines crosses your path. There was a traffic jam of dogs and humans backed up due to that cat! So now I will be forced to take the long way around to get to the bus for a ride to the courthouse. And worse, the bunnies don't take that trail to hop to the library to pick up books on work. They prefer the creek trail, so they haven't been inconvenienced at all. Really, I can't believe this. And where are the police to cite this cat for obstructing a public pathway and impeding the free flow of traffic? That's what I want to know!

Cats and Pornography

Oh, this is funny. Some nutty human is accusing his cat of being to blame for over 1000 porn images found on his computer. Here's one of the articles here. Really, does this human think that the police were born yesterday, or were perhaps dropped on their heads excessively as small children? The cat looks like a perfectly respectable feline, not the type to go around looking at pornography at all. Now, if it was downloads of pictures of various fish, he might have had a case, but pornography and human pornography at that? Really, the police should sue him for insulting their intelligence, and the cat should bring charges of slander and libel. Perhaps I need to have my siblings' lawyer, Bubbles the Duck, pay this cat a call to see how to get a case started. I could probably get a reward from the duck for sending a client her way.

Police Last Night

The police were hanging around here last night, looking for a possible fleeing criminal. That poor, poor criminal. I'm sure he'll be found eventually, or rather his property will be, under a zucchini plant after the bunnies' garden finishes digesting him. It was rainy last night, so they didn't get their feeding, and I'm sure they're feeling grouchy. Do you suppose I might be lucky enough that those police might have spotted the garden and reported it to the proper authorities?