Free Cookies and Twinkies

Yes, that insane store actually put out coupons offering free cookies and Twinkies. Really, they're just down the block from the dwelling of Betsy Bear. Obviously they are insane to make such an offer with that terrible bear in the area. There will not be a cookie left in the building or a Twinkie either, and how they'll ever explain it to the other poor customers, I have no idea. And it will be all on their heads too, for offering free stuff and attracting that bear. Really, what in the world is taking the funny farm so long to get around to picking these people up with such obvious signs of insanity?