Human and the Family Tree

I don't think the human has learned her lesson from that fall due to the horrible family tree. The hospital offers wi-fi and she is thinking of taking the laptop for the faster tree research potential. And, in even worse news, she's thinking of signing up for ANCESTRY while she's recovering! That site is a disaster when it comes to genealogy and research, and will surely give her terrible ideas. Really, didn't that ankle teach her anything about the dangers of genealogy?