More Relatives

I hold the school totally to blame for the latest disaster and they should be so ashamed of themselves for this, it isn't funny. The human went over there today and helped herself to a stack of free obituaries! She's found the names of more relatives than I want to think about, and would you believe one of them has the utter nerve to have the last name of Flemister? I shudder to think of how easy it will be to find information on that branch. Do you think I should get out signs to hang up, warning of the hazards of that horrible tree? It's really growing to unsafe heights.

Microfilm

The human has in a request for over 100 rolls of microfilm in her quest to make that awful tree even bigger. And, to makes things worse, the school has a microfilm reader with an automatic roller, so she won't even have to crank! With cranking out, she's sure she'll be able to fly through those horrible rolls of film in no time to find obituaries galore. Really, this horrible school should be so ashamed! And while she's fussing with that tree, she's not supervising the rabbits, leaving me in charge of them!

Reporting the School

Does anyone know how I can file a report against that terrible, terrible school for encouraging the human? She's already requested 20 rolls of microfilm for obituary purposes. Really, they should be so ashamed. And as for that human, she was crippled while poking at that tree. You would think that would be enough to make her wary but oh, no! I don't even want to imagine what will happen to her due to poking at her current rate.

The School Gets Worse!

That horrible, horrible school. How can they call themselves a place of education with all of the horrors that they are contributing to? The human was poking around, and now she has worked out how to order microfilm from other locations as well. Granted, she could do that too with the nightmarish archives, but not to the extent that the school offers this service. She's now amusing herself requesting newspapers for every out of town relative in order to hunt down obituaries! Oh, that tree is going to reach such nightmarish heights it isn't funny thanks to the horrible school encouraging her! They should be so ashamed of themselves!

The School

That foolish, foolish school. Would you believe they have the nerve to have tons of newspapers over there just full of obituaries needed by the human to make that horrid tree of hers grow even more? And to make matters worse, they have the nerve to offer these obituaries for FREE!! Really, they should be so ashamed it isn't funny. The human is now looking up every possible relative she can find, just to take advantage of the lovely, free offer. I don't even want to imagine how much larger that awful tree will grow as a result. Really, don't these people ever think?