More Relatives

I hold the school totally to blame for the latest disaster and they should be so ashamed of themselves for this, it isn't funny. The human went over there today and helped herself to a stack of free obituaries! She's found the names of more relatives than I want to think about, and would you believe one of them has the utter nerve to have the last name of Flemister? I shudder to think of how easy it will be to find information on that branch. Do you think I should get out signs to hang up, warning of the hazards of that horrible tree? It's really growing to unsafe heights.