Another Relative Issue

I don't know why I can't find out how to file these complaints somewhere online as I'm sure that I'm not the only one who has these problems. I need to file another complaint against a relative who had the nerve to die last week, and even worse, had the terrible nerve to have the name, Swan! Do you know how easy that first name is to find online, and will surely lead the human to adding more limbs to that awful tree. I'm trying not to think about the issue of him having three wives too. I just know that will create problems and more orders for microfilm.