More Disasters

I must have the worst luck of any cat around, and I'm not even a black cat. The human has found someplace online that offers a ton of the obituaries that she needs for that terrible, terrible family tree. Granted, she could get the same things through microfilm, but if she gets them online it's instant and she can grow that nightmarish tree much faster. What in the world am I going to do if she decides to give this service a try? Really, she was already crippled while tending that tree so she should realize that this genealogy is so unsafe it isn't funny.