Penguins

The more I think about it, the more concerned I become about the humans going anywhere near that river and that place where the penguins' relatives live. Would you believe that all of those penguins down there amuse themselves skinnydipping? I'm sure they'll give my siblings bad ideas, and we can't cope if the pool filter gets clogged and breaks due to feathers! No, I need to figure a way to keep those penguins at home where they belong, and safely away from their relations!

The Lake or the River

I wonder if I should call the television station to issue a warning about pending pirate attacks? The humans are considering going to either the country or to this place rather near a river this weekend. Either way, Betsy has horrible crimes planned as soon as she can get near water and a boat. In a way, I hope they go to the lake, even though the neighbors up there never watch their boat and Betsy has caused so much trouble there it's not funny. Some of my penguin siblings have relatives who live at this aquarium place down by the river, and I shudder to think what would happen if there was an impromptu penguin family reunion. And they would probably all want to waddle up here too, to continue partying. I'm sure the neighbors would never approve of penguins loitering in the pool all day. And I hate to think of all of the wet prints they would track into the house.