Bamboo and the Neighbors

Would you believe that some foolish, foolish person who lives down the street has planted a bamboo patch? I wonder if that could be considered a sign of insanity, planting bamboo so near where pandas have their residence? I spotted my siblings a bit ago looking for plates and forks, and trying to find a wagon they could use to lag back enough bamboo for a banquet. I so hope the nut who planted that bamboo won't be too shocked to wake up in the morning to find it has all been harvested by a batch of pandas.