Giant Yard Sale

A batch of what I can only assume are lunatics are taking part in a 300+ mile long yard sale in a couple of weeks. The humans are planning to attend, and so, unfortunately, is Betsy Bear. I'm afraid that honey vendors tend to frequent these sorts of events and I think everyone here knows what happens when that bear gets near honey vendors. They even had vehicles in bear size last year that Betsy was able to borrow for faster swiping while the humans were checking out a batch of booths, looking for a light globe. You don't even want to know what she did to the poor batch of senior citizens who were daring to sell baked goods. Do you think I ought to send them an email of warning?

Betsy Bear and the Tomato Festival

In further news, Betsy Bear was up to her usual, criminal activity at the tomato festival. Really, those people shouldn't be allowed to even touch weapons, much less tote them around and actually try to use them. They don't take care of them properly at all, just leaving ammunition in unguarded tents and getting involved with chats with people and not keeping an eye on weapons that are just hanging there right within paw's reach of that awful bear. I can only hope the honey vendor she robbed wasn't robbed at riflepoint.