Friday, December 26, 2014
We just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and to offer our apologies to anyone who had their house raided last night, and found cookies, milk, cake, and candy canes missing. We would also like to apologize to anyone who Santa failed to visit with presents last night. You can pick up the wrapping paper covering your gifts tomorrow. And if you offer Betsy enough cash, she might return the presents as well. If you were down for coal, well, we're pleased to let you know that there were no delays in delivering that. And really, we don't know how Brother is going to explain that giant pile of coal he got. We're sure the humans who are stuck with him at the moment were not pleased by all of the black dust everywhere. Hmmmm. You know, we bet they might be so ticked over that coal dust, that they would PAY US to take him if we showed up at the right time! We're thinking possibly around lunch tomorrow. That would give them time to try to clean up the dust and get truly annoyed. And it would give them time to visit the bank to get money to hand over to us, in return for taking Brother off their hands too.