Car Problems Again

The humans ran into car troubles today and now their vehicle is in the shop.  We are not happy bunnies at all about this news.  We were hoping to get to the country next week for an extended trip, and the lack of a car might mean we will be riding up there in the back of the truck!  In the back where the wind will muss our fur terribly, or all of us will have to squeeze into the front seat with the humans somehow.  Not good, not good at all!

Problem

Our trip to the country was delayed, due to the humans running into problems with the vehicle needed to transport us.  They had to rush it in for a repair, and thus we are still at home.  Sabotage is suspected.

The Car

The grandhuman took the car in today, and after a day of work, they have decided it needs a new gas tank.  We are very suspicious of this.  Either those humans at the last, incompetent repair shop damaged something, which is likely with their high degree of stupidity and evil, or Brother arranged some sabotage, as without a car, his recapture will be highly difficult.  Brother or the evil repairpeople.  We're not sure who is more likely to be guilty.

More Car Sabotage

The humans thought the car was fixed yesterday, only for it to start acting up again this morning, right as we were about to suggest a nice ride in the country.  Needless to say, Brother is suspected.  The repairman was here all afternoon and he said a coil had been damaged.  Who would have thought making Brother assist with inserting all of those coils into books would turn out so badly?  We ought to put him to work, to earn the money to pay for the repairs when we recapture him.

Today's Car Update

We weren't able to go anywhere today, due to the humans needing something else done on the car. There was much snickering when the grandhuman had to drive the car off to the repair shop, and we are highly, highly suspicious. If only the repair place was willing to dust things for little kitty paw prints. We're sure they would find them all over the damaged parts. And then we could turn the prints over to the LAW! They could capture Brother for us, and we would just have to post his bail afterwards!

Human Car Troubles

The humans are having car troubles, and with the length of time the repairs are taking, we're starting to get a bit suspicious. We were hoping to go to the country tomorrow evening, and then maybe do some more fabric hunting, and now we can't. Also, this is keeping us from taking the car on a road trip to visit the head bear. Needless to say, we are very, very suspicious about the timing of the car troubles. We think we will urge the humans to have their mechanic check for little kitty paw prints. Surely if Brother is trying to sabotage us, he would have left his mark behind.

The Horrors! The Sunday Horrors!

Oh, the horrors I have experienced today. I suggest you send all small children, kittens and sensitive souls away before reading this. I will wait.












Are they gone? Okay, if they aren't I am not to blame. I warned you. First, the humans got the news that a relation had managed to schedule their demise, thus necessitating them rushing off to a funeral down in Georgia. And naturally, my siblings decided to go as well. At least the rabbits managed to look properly mournful while loitering in the back seat, with their ears dropped and suitably funeral appropriate expressions on their faces. Betsy, on the other hand, had an expression of glee as she polished her pie spoon and fork. Georgia, as I'm sure you all know is well known for their peaches and pecans, and of course those tree products are good for one thing in that bear's opinion, pie, possibly with large helpings of ice cream on the side. I am afraid to think of how many people were left with only empty pie plates to show for their baking, while those humans were in the funeral home, and Betsy was unsupervised. Then, on their way home, the car stopped on the humans. They had to get some sort of giant truck to drag it the rest of the way home. My napping was totally wrecked, with the noise that thing made when it pulled the car home. And it might return too, to drag the vehicle off to the repair shop if the humans can't get it to start again, so I suppose I ought to count tomorrow's nap, or possibly Tuesday's as a total waste too!

Driving

You won't believe the horror the bunnies just found on Facebook! Driver's licenses for dogs, and for cats too! They're already making plans to get me one of the little things right away, and I know that no good can come of my becoming a licensed driver. The bunnies will undoubtedly expect me to drive them places, and even worse, to drive large amounts of seed and plants back to our house to be added to the garden! Is there a way to contact the driver's bureau and to tell them as much as I appreciate the thought, I would just as soon not operate a motor vehicle? The human would probably get into the act too, and I would be forced to drive her on family tree hunts. No, nothing good can come of my driving an automobile, nothing good at all!

Betsy's Relative

I just heard of a bear who tried to make off with some human's car. You can find the article here. I can only assume that this bear was some relative of Betsy's, and was plotting to take these poor humans' vehicle as a getaway car for some crime. I do hope they are insured for such things. Of course, it could be worse, though. It could have been Betsy herself who got her paws on their car. If she had snatched it, goodness only knows where it would have ended up, and how many crimes it would have became a part of. At least this bear was a novice driver.

Maps

I think this is a bad, bad sign. I caught Betsy Bear looking at the human's maps today and taking notes. I just know she is plotting out a route to travel once she gets her paws on that bear sized car. She's even been poking around at Walmarts online to see if she can have it shipped to get it faster. I would suggest if you had plans to drive anywhere, you do it soon, because soon the highways are going to be a disaster area. I can just see it now, with that bear zooming around, fleeing crimes, loaded down with loot. And the polar bears aren't helping. They're making plans to ask her to drive them about to get wool for quilts. I do hope everyone is okay with becoming pedestrians. That's the only way you will be safe soon.

Highway Hazard

I would like to issue a warning to all of the drivers out there of an upcoming highway disaster. Betsy Bear has found out that Walmarts is selling a bear sized vehicle. and now she is making plans for the purchase of a get-away car. I think you can imagine the dangers that she will pose, zipping down the highway, fleeing the scenes of her crimes. If you drive. I urge to to look into becoming a pedestrian now before it is too late. Betsy might soon be on a road near you!

Tell Me Bunnies Can't Get Car Loans!

The bunnies have found several potential vehicles in just their size on Amazon. About my only comfort right now is that they don't have the cash on their paws to pay for such a purchase. They're working hard to figure out a way, though. If it occurs to them to go to Betsy and her mafia cousins for a loan, we are all DOOMED!

They Want a Car!

Betsy's actually wanted to get a car for awhile now, to ensure faster getaways from the scenes of her various crimes and everything, but now the bunnies have decided to start begging for a little vehicle to zoom around in as well, and I know the reason they want one is so they can go seed hunting! Can you imagine how many seed those rabbits could get if they could drive instead of having to hop everywhere to collect seed? I think I'm going to have to block Amazon totally from this computer. They swear it sells cars in their size, and now they're bugging me to get off so they can select the model they want! What am I going to do?