Sunday, April 11, 2010

Maps

I think this is a bad, bad sign. I caught Betsy Bear looking at the human's maps today and taking notes. I just know she is plotting out a route to travel once she gets her paws on that bear sized car. She's even been poking around at Walmarts online to see if she can have it shipped to get it faster. I would suggest if you had plans to drive anywhere, you do it soon, because soon the highways are going to be a disaster area. I can just see it now, with that bear zooming around, fleeing crimes, loaded down with loot. And the polar bears aren't helping. They're making plans to ask her to drive them about to get wool for quilts. I do hope everyone is okay with becoming pedestrians. That's the only way you will be safe soon.

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