Blaming Cousin Margie

I blame Cousin Margie, who had the audacity to die three years ago for my current troubles. The human found her obituary just yesterday, and of course it was nice a detailed, adding alarming amounts of limbs onto that horrible family tree of hers. Really, couldn't that cousin have taken better care of her health, or if she had to schedule her demise, couldn't she have found a way to hide her obituary first? Now the human has information on her siblings, and is determined to hunt them down too, and add a few more limbs. There is even talk of setting up a family page on Facebook, so she can guide new cousins, and make plans for horrible family activities. I don't want to think of how all of this is going to cut into my computer time. She ought to be ashamed!