An Alibi

I am happy to announce that I am getting a shiny alibi for the upcoming antics of Betsy and the bunnies. They're planning who knows what horrors to try to sell their books, so I'm off to jail! Thank goodness, I will now have a nice alibi for their crimes, and can't be held accountable for what I'm sure they're going to do. I can't wait. Do you think I should demand the warden sign a check sheet each day, so I'll have proof I was there, and innocent?