Water Park

We heard an advertisement for the nicest waterpark this afternoon.  We're thinking of begging the human to take us some time this week.  It would be such fun, and at such a reasonable price too!  Wouldn't Brother just love that, to know we're frolicking at a waterpark instead of being driven crazy trying to hunt him down?  Maybe if the human soaks in the water long enough, it will wash away any desire to recapture that cat!  Wouldn't that serve him right!

Waterpark

The human returned from the waterpark a bit ago. On the up side, she didn't go to the one her cousin owned, not that that prevented her from encountering relations. I'm not even going to find out what she discussed with that batch. They are an entirely bad lot, who seem to love encouraging the growth of that tree. But there was worse news than the relative encounter. The human returned as red as a LOBSTER! In general humans aren't the most attractive, with their horrible lack of fur and all, but this lobster look makes things even worse. And, to somehow make the thing even worse, something I wasn't sure was possible, the human is in pain, and is reluctant to wear clothing over her horrible red coloring. So there is every indication that I will be forced to see an unclothed human for who knows how long. My feline sensibilities might never recover from the sight of such horrible furlessness!

Tomorrow's Scheduled Bad Luck

I'm expecting more bad luck tomorrow. I swear, if the police don't do something about Nick the Cat and his relations soon, I am going to file a complaint, alleging that my civil rights have been violated. A disaster, tomorrow is sure to be a disaster. The human that has those two canine offspring called my human this afternoon and invited her to go to another relation's waterpark for the day. And knowing the way my bad luck is going, at some point during this visit, the notion of getting me together with the canines to spend time together and get to know each other will be mentioned. Not that I have issues with dogs, of course. I don't want any of my canine readers to get the wrong idea. I'm a very dog friendly feline. But these two aren't the most well behaved dogs in the world and I shudder to think of the inconveniences to me that a visit would cause. And then there's the matter of the relation who owns the waterpark. What if she's up there and encounters my human? Such a thing can only lead to the discussion of family trees, and who knows what other family related activities. It might even lead to the selling of a few books. And selling books can only lead to growth of that horrible tree. Really, I think I will be spending the day in bed tomorrow, in the hopes that the worst of the bad luck will somehow pass me by.