Not Even 24 Hours

Brother couldn't even manage 24 hours without pulling something.  He should be so ashamed.  This morning, while the grandhuman was at church, Brother pulled a starving kitten act.  The human opened his pen, and let him out for just a second.  He fooled her totally, acting all timid and like he would dart back into the pen at any moment, so she took her eyes off him for five seconds.  Needless to say, when she looked up, he had made a break for it, heading for his old hiding place amongst the books in the den.  Luckily he forgot his legs are shorter at the moment, and the human was able to catch him before he pulled a disappearing act into the fiction section.  Not even 24 hours.  It must be some sort of record we are sure!