Sorry for Brother's Latest Shriek Fest

Sorry for all of the noise that Brother made yesterday.  The humans had to attend a funeral and on the way we stopped at a quilt shop and found a hard to get quilt book.  Brother didn't take it well, and even though he was probably eighty miles or more away we still heard the shrieks right before we got hit with the mass of texts, demanding that we just hop out of that store right away, and to drop anything we might have in our paws as well.  And then we dropped into a book store, and of course he had to pitch a fit about that too.  We really hope the noise didn't bother anyone.  We're just keeping our paws crossed that he doesn't find anything to rant about tonight.  It's the human's birthday and we don't want him to damage the phone with text bombs.

Hope the Warning was Heeded

We do hope that everyone heeded our warning and put on ear protection today.  We visited a quilt shop, a fabric store and a fabric department and with every stop we made, the kitty shrieks just kept increasing.  We're very sorry.  Brother should be ashamed of himself for such poor behavior.  And then to top things off, we hopped to the food co-op because the human needed a few things and he threw the shrieking fit to end all fits, demanding we hop right out of that den of rabbit encouragement at once before we got bad ideas.  We're not sure what bad ideas he thought we might get.  We did get some lovely little free samples of toothpaste, though, which we really can use for our lovely bunny teeth.  All in all, it was a very nice day, despite the kitty noise.

Warning for Tomorrow

We thought we better warn you now, we might be hopping by a quilt shop tomorrow in search of a few more supplies for our pending quilting class.  Loud kitty shrieks are anticipated.  Please guard your ears now.  We also might go to the country to check on the cottage, in anticipation of a possible weekend visit so we imagine he'll be shrieking about that as well.  Please brace yourself accordingly.

This Week's Noise

We're very sorry for the noise this week. We've been working on lesson plans and watching quilting videos and reading books to get ideas for those classes we will be teaching, and Brother hasn't been taking it well. Also, we placed a large thread order late Sunday night. We hope the resulting shriek didn't wake anyone up. Anyway, we are very excited. We have tons of plans for things to teach, and we are just so eager to get started with our first class. And that rotten cat is threatening to protest outside of our first class, which might make him a bit easier to recapture if he actually goes through with his threat, which will be one good thing, anyway. We're hoping to visit a few quilt shops tomorrow and over the weekend, so we thought we should warn you about that now. The kitty shrieking will probably be at nightmarish levels all weekend as a result.

Today's Continued Complaints

Sorry for the noise today, and we are especially sorry for the fact it started so early.  We had to hop to the dentist with the human this morning, and for some reason Brother objected to that.  We got a ton of texts demanding to know why we were in such a business, and we better not be getting our paws on bunny sized toothbrushes and carrot toothpaste.  Poor human.  Her mouth is throbbing, and she can barely manage to eat at the moment.  Anyway, to cheer her afterwards, we went to a few quilt shops.  Which is what caused the shrieks at lunch time.  It was awful.  We got texts demanding to know what we were doing at a quilt shop, and why were we staying there so long, and to get out at once, and then what were we doing at another quilt shop and we better not be getting something cut and was that a third quilt shop he saw us hopping into via GPS and why in the world were these businesses allowing us in their doors.  It was so annoying.  We did find some nice fabric to make more quilts, though, and really, Brother shouldn't object so because two of these new planned quilts feature kitties!  Shouldn't he support us in stitching feline quilts?

Sorry for the Posting Delay

We're very sorry for the posting delay and for the kitty shrieks as well.  We accompanied the human to a wedding out of town.  It was a lovely affair, and very bunny friendly.  They served carrot cake and everything, which we really appreciated.  Brother didn't feel the same, though, and was texting us the moment he saw us crossing the town line on GPS, demanding to know where we were going and insisting we hop right back home right away.  He's such a pain.  Anyway, we did a little shopping before the wedding, and found the best deal on some fabric for clothing and quilt construction, and of course we were getting texts the entire time demanding that we get out of those stores right this minute, and what were we doing in there for so long anyway, and we better not be making purchases.  You probably don't want to imagine what he was texting us when we stopped at a couple of quilt shops and a fabric store.  We were seriously considering turning the phone off due to his texts, demanding know what in the world we thought we were doing frequenting those businesses and to just get out of there right away, and we better not be in the line to make purchases.  Oh, and we stopped off at a homeless shelter too, which he was not happy about, and met the nicest bear, teddy pup and bunny who were in need of homes, bringing the sibling total to 922, which annoyed Brother as well.  Aside from the kitty fit, we had a lovely time, though, and we're thinking about going back soon.  We especially loved the new quilt shops we got to visit and we're wanting to check them out again as soon as possible.

Extreme Noise

We do hope that everyone listened to us and kept your ear protection on today due to the nightmarish amount of noise.  First, this morning we hopped with the humans to the tire store.  You would think that Brother wouldn't have a problem with that, but no sooner did we hop in the door than we started getting texts demanding to know why we were there and pointing out that the people who worked their sold us a giant bag of fabric at a discount price a couple of weeks ago, and to get out at once.  That was annoying, but even worse happened when the humans were done, and we went to a couple of church events.  Brother was texting us the entire times demanding to know why we were at a church since it wasn't Sunday and we couldn't possibly be there for a sermon, and to leave at once.  Terribly annoying.  The church events were nice, though.  We found some lovely fabric, and some quilt patterns, and met two monkeys in need of a home who we invited to move in, bringing the sibling count to 918.  Then after we were through with visiting the church events, we dropped in to a quilt store and gathered some lovely fat quarters, including one in a bunny print. That drew down a nightmare amount of texts demanding that we exit that store immediately, and that we drop whatever was in our paws.  After that, we dropped in at the fabric store to check on that job, which we are very optimistic about.  It was so annoying, though, because Brother was texting the entire time demanding to know what we were doing staying in the store for so long, and to get out right away, and that we better not be serious about seeking employment.  Such an awful cat.  Then we had to visit another fabric store in search of a foot for our new sewing machine, and we found some lovely patterns for clothing, so he was shrieking about that too.  Really, we are so sorry for all of the noise.  We don't think things will quiet down any time soon, though, so please shield your ears accordingly.

Visited the Shop

We hopped to the quilt shop this afternoon, to try to figure out how Brother has sabotaged our little project.  The first and closest shop was closed early when we got there, which makes us highly, highly suspicious.  We had to race to another shop on the other side of town or risk losing another day of work.  Luckily bunnies are fast, but it was annoying to have to go out of our way, none the less.  Anyway, the ladies at the shop are sure that our seams were sabotaged by Brother.  He must have tampered with our ruler, so that when we measured and marked the seams, things were off is all that we can figure.  So, so annoying.  But hopefully we are on our way now.

Cat Fabric

We hopped to the quilt store today, and found the nicest fabric in a kitty print.  We heard little squeeky shrieks when we purchased it.  Really, if Brother keeps it up, we will probably be PAID to take him back!  We wonder if he's thought of that?  We could get money for agreeing to put up with him again, and sparing others, money we could use for seed, fabric and other things he finds alarming for some reason.  Oh, and while at the quilt store we also learned of a canine quilter!  Surely if dogs have taken to plying a needle and thread, that means cats can be put onto the stitching line as well.  We really have to get Brother back.  We have a ton of work all ready for him!

Evil Weatherman

The weatherman is evil, is all that I can say. I've suspected this for awhile, but he finally confirmed it, by calling for snow, on National Quilting Day, when a quilt store was having a sale. Naturally you can imagine what the polar bears wanted to do right away. I can only assume that this weatherman has someone who is employed at this store, and gets bonuses for panicked purchases. And to make matters worse, one of those fabrics is a rather suspicious looking cat print. I think the polar bears have plans to draft me into helping with the assembling of quilts!