Books and Yarn

We're getting text messages like crazy from Brother, complaining about all of the book earning he is hearing, and how if we don't stop at once, he will turn us in to the authorities.  We're not sure what authorities he suspects will be interested in this.  We know our leader, the Easter Bunny, highly encourages this sort of thing, and we're sure Santa does too, to save sleigh space.  And, to make matters worse, that cat is refusing to tell us where he stashed the brown yarn so we can get to work making hats for our outdoor bunny friends!

Missing Yarn

We just realized that the brown balls of yarn are missing!  We were looking for them so we could knit hats for our outdoor bunny friends, so they could keep their ears nice and warm.  The brown color would match their fur nicely, and would be all snuggly warm for them.  But the balls of yarn have vanished!  Do you think Brother could have suspected we might need them for something, and he hid them to prevent our using them?  We wouldn't put it past him.

Yarn

It just occurred to us that when Brother is finally recaptured, he might try to reclaim his balls of yarn.  We don't know why he thinks he needs them.  All he did is bat them around, he never tried to do anything useful with the yarn.  Anyway, to be on the safe side, weren't working on a bit of knitting to make bunny items before Brother can stop us.  Here's hoping he can't here the unwinding of thread!

Yarn Troubles

The polar bears saw a picture of some knitted or crocheted blankets, and now they are plotting to make similar items to snuggle under. I wouldn't mind this, since normally it would mean yarn entertainment, but the bears are horribly, unfairly protective of that yarn, and don't even like my looking at it. Really, what do they think I'm going to do to harm their precious yarn? And they're still demanding I share their den, too. Have you ever tried to sleep in a place packed with multiple large needles and hooks?

Tail Camouflage

Does anyone have any suggestions for tail camouflage? Really, I'm so proud of my long, silky tail, but I'm afraid the rabbits are right. It does tend to give my hiding places away. Not that I would want the bunnies' fuzzy cotton tails for anything, but still, I have to do something with this tail to make it harder to spot. I thought about hiding in the yarn bin, sure the tail wouldn't be detected in there, but it's turned nippy again and the polar bears are hard at work, knitting mittens and scarves, so I didn't dare take the risk. Right now, I'm lurking by the basket full of various power cords, but I'm not sure how well that will work long term. Sooner or later, the rabbits will need a cord to plug in the iron, or the hot glue gun, and they'll spot my tail again for sure! So, does anyone know a good way to hide the tail before it is to late, and I am forced to work?