More Crime

We keep finding out about more crime on the internet.  Now we have learned that someone has organized a group of MONKEYS into a criminal gang!  Someone has led poor, innocent monkeys into a life of crime, and we are very suspicious that Betsy and her criminal relations know something about this.  When we spotted the video about these monkeys Betsy happened to be passing while we were viewing, and we didn't like the way she chuckled at all.  Corrupting monkeys!  We ought to turn that bear in to the LAW!

New Year's Update

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile. I've been laying low in case the authorities came poking around wanting to find out where Betsy got that load of electronics that she lagged to the pawn shop. Really, if you want to see a truly frightening sight, imagine that bear coming trotting in, lagging a large pile of money. Heaven only knows what she is planning to do with the cash. Oh, and those reindeer are still tied up in the backyard too. I'm sure that's a horrible sign that she's planning to use them for some additional crimes later on in the month. Or perhaps for Valentines' Day. Being able to get airborne would probably help her to attack Cupid for his candy easier.

Betsy's Christmas Success

I'm very sorry to say that Christmas was a big success for Betsy. I do hope that no one asked Santa for any gifts that they urgently needed, because those wishes are doomed to go unfilled. All edible goodies have been munched down, and any valuables such as jewelry or electronics are going to the local pawn shop come Monday to raise more money for snacks. And if you requested a sweater, Betsy's likely already sold it to a sheep somewhere in anticipation of their upcoming wool loss due to the polar bears. The best thing that I can suggest for all of you, is to just try to forget this holiday ever happened. That's what I'm going to be doing, or at least I will if Betsy ever does something with the reindeer currently loitering in the backyard.

Upcoming Horror Season

I trust that everyone is starting their preparations right now for this year's upcoming horror season, that will hit full force in a few weeks, when children go trotting around, carrying sacks, and collecting goodies. Really, those children's parents should be charged with negligence for allowing such activities. All it does is to expose their children to crime with all of that candy in one place, attracting Betsy Bear. She's already got every snitching sack in the house out, in anticipation, and she's planning to place an order for a few more sacks soon. Those poor, poor children. Really, do they need to learn about crime so early? They will be scared for life!

Crime

If you were a victim of a crime, how would you feel if Betsy Bear and the other teddies were the ones investigating? Can't that count as making the poor victim a victim of a crime twice? The teddies have been doing a bit of reading, and they're thinking they would be great at solving cases. PLEASE! Betsy has caused more crimes than she has ever solved, and a tomato would distract the bunnies in a second. Any suggestions for where I can hide the human's sets of Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys books? They are obviously giving impressionable creatures bad ideas.

Weddings

How worried do you think I should be about the fact that Betsy Bear returned from her trip to the quilt show with two dozen wedding cake toppers as trophies? She's thinking of making a case to display them in, along with the trophies of her other various crimes, like the honey pot she stoled from Pooh Bear the first time she went to Disney World. Goodness knows where she's going to find a pattern for a trophies of crime case, though.