Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Upcoming Horror Season

I trust that everyone is starting their preparations right now for this year's upcoming horror season, that will hit full force in a few weeks, when children go trotting around, carrying sacks, and collecting goodies. Really, those children's parents should be charged with negligence for allowing such activities. All it does is to expose their children to crime with all of that candy in one place, attracting Betsy Bear. She's already got every snitching sack in the house out, in anticipation, and she's planning to place an order for a few more sacks soon. Those poor, poor children. Really, do they need to learn about crime so early? They will be scared for life!

2 comments:

  1. We plan to hide until the roaming terrors are gone.

    Lu-Lu & Lucius

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  2. That's a good idea. Where are you hiding? I need suggestions. Now, on top of Betsy planning raids, the polar bears are wanting to go out too, in hopes of getting wool as treats!

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