Today's Shopping

The local Presbunterian church was having a sale today that we hopped to, and got four yards of fabric at such a wonderful price.  Then we visited another sale, where we found a bit more fabric, featuring our mouse brother's large cousin, and a magazine devoted to items for teddies.  Needless to say, we have been getting texts from Brother all day, with dire threats, and demands we put the magazine down, and drop the new packet of pins we bought too.  Are threats sent over a text in violation of some law?  We feel certain they are.