Saturday Rant

 The human found the nicest way to search a wide ranging collection of newspapers, looking for information to grow the family tree today.  And roughly five seconds after this, we were hit with a avalanche of texts from Brother, demanding to know why he heard the family tree growing.  Honestly, he has small, pointed ears, not fine, long bunny ears like us.  Does he really think he could convince us such puny ears could hear a tree growing?  We were not born yesterday!