After Thanksgiving Approaches

The After Thanksgiving sales are fast approaching.  We just wish the texts from Brother, complaining about these sales, and threatening us should we attempt to go to them to help the human weren't approaching at the speed of light.  We think he really wants us to be UNHELPFUL!  Have you ever heard of such?  And how is it a problem for him if we offer to carry packages for the human, or to hop up onto high shelves, or to squeeze around other humans to get the goodies our human wants more easily?  We just don't see his problem.