Human's Birthday

It's really too bad cats don't feel guilt, for Brother should certainly be feeling bad today.  Poor human.  First the car acted up today so we didn't get to visit cousins and sell books like we were hoping, and then this evening our poor human got sad and started sobbing over Brother once more.  It's her birthday and she was in tears over that fugitive cat!  We swear, we are going to start working on little chains for his paws for when we recapture him.  Making our poor human cry on her birthday.  He ought to be ASHAMED!