Sales Start Soon

The sales are starting soon, and we are busily warming up for them.  We have helped our human get her little list all ready, and we are all ready to hop out tomorrow afternoon to start the gathering.  We figure with our assistance the human can finish twice as fast.  We will hop behind her, and rush purchases to the car so she won't be distracted and hindered with bags.  We just wish we weren't being hindered by Brother.  Even after his latest escape, he is continuing to text us harassing messages, demanding to know why he is hearing so much list checking.  What right does he think he has to object to anything after all he's done, abandoning us and then escaping once more at the last second?!  He is lucky we haven't filed a SUIT!