Expected Screams

We're expecting many annoying screams and texts shortly.  Really, we probably should have bought a bag of stuffing when we were at the store earlier for ear protection purposes.  Brother has been up in arms all day.  We hopped to lunch with the human, and naturally Brother had to send multiple texts demanding we return home right away.  We swear, if it was up to him, we would be poked in a burrow and never allowed out.  Anyway, we really did go out to eat, and the salad bar was lovely, but afterwards, the humans went to the store, and, well, we did find a couple of battings we had to have and a bit of fabric.  Was that so wrong?  We're surprised Brother didn't break the phone texting to complain about that, and we're sure he's going to pitch a fit shortly when he hears the snipping of scissors.  That cat needs serious therapy.