Lawyer Again

We might get to visit that nice, nice lawyer again next week in the insurance doesn't cooperate about fixing the air and heat.  Kitten screams have been filling the air over that, and over the six yards of fabric we got today for sashing and borders for quilts.  Anyway, we think if Brother hasn't returned by the time we hop to the lawyer, we will have papers drawn up and served on him, charging him with desertion and demanding his return.  Won't he love that, being hit with a suit?