Nothing

Really, nothing will satisfy that cat.  We have never met a more contrary feline, we really haven't.  First, he complained about us being too quiet yesterday, and now he is complaining about hearing us typing, too fast for us to be researching quilt stuff.  He's demanded to know if we are assisting the human with something, and if so, he wants us to stop at once.  Like we said, he is such a trying kitty.  There is absolutely nothing wrong with our helping our human get good book deals, so he should stop complaining at once!