Conflicting Reports

We are hearing conflicting weather reports.  Some say there is snow approaching and some are saying there is warmer weather coming.  All we know is that the groundhogs are chucking.  Laughing groundhogs after Groundhog's Day, that's just not a good sign.  We suspect the groundhogs planted the rumors of warmer weather to lull people into a false sense of security, the better to get them with a blizzard.