Must Sue

I really must sue at once, although I'm not sure if I should sue the relation in question or the local paper. Yet another of the human's annoying relations has amused themselves dying, and even worse, the paper has amused itself publishing this human's obituary! Obituaries only lead to the growth of that tree, something that is absolutely not needed. Really, the paper should be ashamed, and I ought to persecute them and the relative's survivors to the full extent of the law for endangering us all by encouraging that awful tree!