Human's Bed

I staked out the human's bed this morning, and what did I see, tucked under the covers with her, but that rabbit again, all snuggled up, and likely whispering horrible ideas involving seed, and who knows what else to the human. I ended up hopping up onto the bed, to try to get the bunny back under control. Not that it worked, I'm sorry to say. All the bunny did when she saw me was to pull back the covers, and offer to scoot over a bit so I could snuggle up too! The bunny wanted me to sleep with her! Really, sleeping with a bunny! She was probably hoping that her vegetarianism would rub off on me in my sleep if I had accepted her offer!