Horrible Archives

The human's planned archive trip is getting worse. Now she's talking about staying over for a couple of nights to get all of the research she can done. What am I supposed to do if the humans are gone a couple of nights? I just know my food dish will end up empty again like it did the time they went to visit that ill relation, and then what will become of me? I will be trapped here with a batch of devout vegetarian bunnies who are just dying to convert me! I will be forced to eat a vegetable or starve! What in the world can I do to prevent this?