Carrot Juice

I spotted several rabbits juicing carrots today, and then even more alarming, several more bunnies were online, reading a recipe for mixing up some carrot shampoo that a fellow bunny had posted. And who is this carrot mix intended for, that's what I would like to know. I am missing a brush, and I know that's the sound of water running in the tub. I very much fear that the bunnies plan to capture me and force me to be washed with their carrot product! What if it turns me orange? A refuse to look like a carrot for those rabbits' amusement!