Must Sue

I really must sue at once, although I'm not sure if I should sue the relation in question or the local paper. Yet another of the human's annoying relations has amused themselves dying, and even worse, the paper has amused itself publishing this human's obituary! Obituaries only lead to the growth of that tree, something that is absolutely not needed. Really, the paper should be ashamed, and I ought to persecute them and the relative's survivors to the full extent of the law for endangering us all by encouraging that awful tree!

Facebook

The human has been poking around this site called Facebook lately, and just started playing this game called Farmville. I'm trying to decide right now if it's evil or not. It does encourage a great deal of gardening, even if it's just virtual gardening, but on the up side, it does distract her nicely from poking at that rabbit story. I suppose that means the site comes out even on the potential evilness scale.