Friday, April 3, 2009

Weather Man

Really, I must contact the sheep at once and tell them that they should blame the weather man for their impending nudity. That silly person just gave a forecast calling for freezing temperatures, and as you can imagine, my polar bear sisters are totally panicked. Those poor, poor sheep. They're not going to have a bit of wool left once the polar bears get through with them. Those quilt books told that besides providing batting, sheep can also provide yarn for polar bear scarves and mittens. My sisters have knitting needles, and I don't think they're afraid to use them. Those sheep are totally doomed!

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