Friday, April 10, 2009

Traffic Hazards on The Bunny Trail

All pedestrian traffic should avoid taking The Bunny Trail for the next few days. Betsy Bear has installed a series of bunny snares there, in her plot to capture the Easter Bunny, alias Peter Cottontail. I saw her with a shovel too, so I'm thinking at least one pit trap might have been put into place. Can she be charged with that, obstructing the free flow of traffic on a public roadway? And as if her traps and snares aren't bad enough, she put out bunny snacks too, as bait, to make sure that poor, poor rabbit stumbles into her clutches. I really hope no children were counting on the bunny visiting with those baskets. With the road hazards he has to face right now, he would be safer hopping across the Indianapolis 500.

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