Trouble, I'm Sure

When the human came in, she reported something alarming. There was a rabbit, in a frock coat and vest, only a few blocks away from the house, hopping in this general direction. A bunny in a frock coat and vest? That's their leader! He's coming back! He's probably coming back to bring more seed to my bunny siblings! Or to drop off more rabbits to assist with gardening or egg hunt planning! Do you think I have time to poke out a few of Betsy's snares in hopes of stopping him? But where could I put them? Since it isn't Easter, he won't be taking his usual path, The Bunny Trail, so he could arrive from any direction! I'm doomed!

The Easter Bunny, Alias Peter Cottontail

May I offer my sincere apologies to anyone who was missing an Easter Basket this morning? I'm afraid all of those traps Betsy laid along The Bunny Trail worked perfectly, and she came trotting home with paws full of captured baskets. I gave up counting after a hundred, so who knows how many she managed to snag? She's currently amusing herself munching down every chocolate egg in the lot and chuckling about her success. I just hope it occurred to her to free that poor bunny after she robbed him of all of his goodies.

Traffic Hazards on The Bunny Trail

All pedestrian traffic should avoid taking The Bunny Trail for the next few days. Betsy Bear has installed a series of bunny snares there, in her plot to capture the Easter Bunny, alias Peter Cottontail. I saw her with a shovel too, so I'm thinking at least one pit trap might have been put into place. Can she be charged with that, obstructing the free flow of traffic on a public roadway? And as if her traps and snares aren't bad enough, she put out bunny snacks too, as bait, to make sure that poor, poor rabbit stumbles into her clutches. I really hope no children were counting on the bunny visiting with those baskets. With the road hazards he has to face right now, he would be safer hopping across the Indianapolis 500.