Manure

I blame the New York Times and the gardening book that they so foolishly published for the bunnies' latest, nutty idea, I really do, and if the authorities come looking for them due to this, I will let them know who they should really get after. Would you believe that this book mentions how good zoo manure is for gardens? Needless to say, the bunnies were very excited as there is a zoo only a couple of miles away, and they're wanting to hop over there immediately to make a deal with the residents about handing over manure. Are zoos insured for sudden rabbit infestations? They've been gathering bananas to take as bribes for the monkeys and I KNOW they snitched all of the tuna to offer the lions!