Lettuce

What sort of code do I need to use when reporting a lettuce related crime? The bunnies moved a pack of iceburg lettuce to a bowl today, and it looked like there must have been a million seeds! Surely that much lettuce is illegal, and planting it in the garden must count as some sort of attractive nuisance. I shudder to think of the bunnies it will attract besides my siblings. I'm sensing a summer full of rabbits partying in the backyard, and you don't want to know how loud rabbit parties can get!