Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Call the Army! Call the Navy! Call the Marines!

The bunnies swear that they have detected signs of peppermint sprouting! The authorities must be alerted to this alarming development at once! Who do I need to call to report an impending mint invasion? The rabbits are crowing over their seeding success, and are thinking about looking up some different types of mint to start online! Should the neighbors just go ahead and declare their dwelling a total loss with their insurance company now? Goodness knows they will never see their homes again by the time the rabbits are through with their planting.

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