Alerting the Marines

I was just getting ready to call the Marines. Poor things. Their recruiting office is a mile or so from the house, and I'm sure that's not far enough for them to be safe from my siblings' plants. I'm wondering, though, can the sheer number of gardening the bunnies have planned be considered a serious threat to those poor, poor Marines? After all, they're just trained to deal with terrorists and stuff like that, not the horrors on the mint plant, possibly human eating pumpkins and squash attacks. I would hate for them to be injured.