Good Luck

The human had something that she wanted good luck for this afternoon. As soon as they heard the mention of good luck, the bunnies came hopping in, and let the human know that their feet are just full of good luck, and the more rabbits that accompanied her, the better her luck would be. I was sure the entire thing was a scheme to get to go out, but the human took five rabbits with her, and when she returned, she was crowing about her wonderful luck! So now she has declared it is all due to the bunnies, and that they're her new best friends! I can't believe this! She is planning to buy them lavish gifts of seed as a reward for this good luck! Have you ever heard of something so awful in your life?