Costume

You won't believe this, and if some store sells this outfit to the rabbits, I swear I will see them in a court of law! I found an illustration the bunnies made of how they want to set up the table for book signings, and do you know what was in it? Me, having to drag books from box to table, with a pair of fake rabbit ears in my head, and my nice tail stuffed up inside an imitation cotton tail! They plan to make me look like a bunny! Surely such a costume is illegal. I don't want to think of the tail cramps wearing that cotton tail would lead to.